Tuesday, July 3, 2018

Benign dictator

If I were the benign dictator:

Anyone could say anything they wanted, but they would have to write it 100 times first in longhand.

Anyone could marry anyone they wanted, but the marriage must last in direct proportion to the cost of the wedding.

Corporations could earn as much profit as they wanted as long as most of it went to the employees.

People could practice any religion they wanted as long as they acted like loving human beings.


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