Friday, March 23, 2018


On the FIRST day, God said, “I will create a universe, and I will take as long as I damn well please. It may never get finished.”
On the SECOND day, God said, ”I will separate the earth from the sky, and I will make the sky so beautiful, everybody will want to go there.”
On the THIRD day, God said, “I will make all the creatures of the world, and a lot of them will be beetles. I like beetles.”
On the FOURTH day, God said, “I will give men penises and see what they do with them. Should be interesting.”
On the FIFTH day, God said, “I can trust women. I’ll give them wombs.”
On the sixth day, God said, “Now let all the species dance their way to fulfillment.”
On the SEVENTH day, God said, “I’m tired. Let’s all take a rest. And sure, you can buy alcohol today as long as it’s after 1 pm.”

Thursday, March 22, 2018


It’s porn stars and bunnies he’ll savor
While his wife is nearly in labor.
He thinks he’s a stud.
His performance, a dud.
The payoffs are just for the flavor.

Wednesday, March 21, 2018


Lust is what drives our new President.
Lust for money and power is his intent.
Is he making a deal
When he’s copping a feel?
We’ll find out from the tweets that he sent.

Tuesday, March 20, 2018


At the start of his President’s day
Twump twitters and twitters away.
The Allies all chuckle
His sycophants suckle
His incompetence and lies on display.

Monday, March 19, 2018


He’s a narcissist extraordinaire,
Hefty penis and bright golden hair.
If you’re not on his side
He’ll twitter your hide
Folks with integrity, beware.

Sunday, March 18, 2018


Get your guns from the rich NRA
Anyone, any kind, any day
The Congress they sought
Is the Congress they bought
For a price putting conscience away.

Saturday, March 17, 2018

Trump's cabinet

In Trump’s cabinet we deserve all the best
Tables and flights in a cabinet spend fest
Taxpayers won’t know
And we certainly won’t crow
Because business will feather our nest.