Thursday, April 30, 2015
Wednesday, April 29, 2015
Tuesday, April 28, 2015
Sunday, April 26, 2015
Friday, April 24, 2015
Thursday, April 23, 2015
Wednesday, April 22, 2015
Monday, April 20, 2015
We all have hidden lives, which are not built only on the unspoken and the unspeakable in us. There are memories submerged, re-imagined and masquerading as reality. There are smells and sounds and tastes and touches that bob on the surface and only allude to what lay deep . There are the experiences of childhood for which there was not yet the language to begin to build memories. There are the things said to us and done to us that take root, spread in us even as we forget them, and flower in our actions.
We are forever mysteries to ourselves, never to be solved, no matter how many clues are given in what we say or do.
Sunday, April 19, 2015
Saturday, April 18, 2015
When I want to be astounded, I keep coming back to a fact I once read: the United States is 5% of the world's population, but we consume 20% of the world's resources. China and India have about half the world's population. What happens when then begin to reach the level of development of the United States? Do the math.
Friday, April 17, 2015
The Almighty (or whoever it was) mad them male and female. Now we recognize that it was not the male and female genders, but the male and female principles that exist in all of us in various proportions. So our task is not gender ego, but healthy balance of these principles.
Thursday, April 16, 2015
Wednesday, April 15, 2015
Tuesday, April 14, 2015
Monday, April 13, 2015
HALLMARK GREETING CARDS has announced a new campaign to keep up with new trends in the American family. Though specific dates have not yet been selected, greeting cards have been designed for the following celebrations:
Surrogate Mother’s Day
Artificial Insemination Day
Baby Momma Day
Double Dad’s Day
Two Mom’s Day
Sperm Donor Dad’s Day
Howard Triteman, spokesman for Hallmark, said, “Being a family isn’t just being a family anymore.”
AMERICAN ACADEMY OF LIPOSUCTION has launched a new program to help obese people feel good about themselves and at the same time help the environment. All liposuction physicians will provide free delivery of all liposuctioned fat to a local processing facility to be turned into biofuel.
Says Dr. Hugo Lickman, “ We have a great resource obese Americans. They will feel good about giving back after taking so much.”
Could NIKE’S marketing ever get any better? Yes. A new marketing strategy will give a $10,000 prize to the man between 21 and 35 who can reach the highest testosterone level from just looking a Nike swoosh.
Dick Slickman, Nike representative, said, “We wanted to make the winner the quickest to get boner, but the legal department squashed that in a second.”
Sunday, April 12, 2015
Put on that sweet black dress
Spike heels and black net stockings
I’ll wear black as well
And a silk shirt
We’ll glide as on a breeze,
No, more like a gust
Our bodies trusting
Eyes locked in a caress
Dancing, as if the music’s story
Was our own.
Saturday, April 11, 2015
Friday, April 10, 2015
Thursday, April 9, 2015
Wednesday, April 8, 2015
Love for Dummies
Table of Contents
Chapter 1 You fall into something, but it’s probably not love
Chapter 2 The hormones of love
Chapter 3 Love in the age of DYI
Chapter 4 How to look like a lover
Chapter 5 Sex and love, sex vs. love, sex without love, love without sex
Chapter 6 Self-love: mastery, mystery, masturbation
Chapter 7 Looking before you leap; doing it again to make sure
Chapter 8 The 27 easy steps to love
Chapter 9 Love humor: stumbling over love and picking yourself up
Chapter 10 Take the love test: have you made it?
Tuesday, April 7, 2015
Monday, April 6, 2015
Sunday, April 5, 2015
Saturday, April 4, 2015
Friday, April 3, 2015
Love is the whole world naked in a hot tub.
Love is a pair of human beings lost in the mystery.
Love is peeping through the keyhole at eternity.
Love is an orgasm that keeps on giving.
Love is us filled to bursting with you.
Love is a back flip into uncertain waters.
Love is the answer to every important question.
Love is a grand mystery disguised as a romance novel.
Love is an all-you-can-eat buffet of soul food.
Love is the most common prescription of Dr. Feelgood.
Love is the most misused word in the English language.
Love is a human invention with no instructions.
Love is what happens if we pay attention and work hard.
Love is the bottom line.