Thursday, April 30, 2015

Thought for the day

Is it possible to build an economy based on people's needs and not people's wants?

Wednesday, April 29, 2015

Thought for the day

Dig down deep. You'll meet someone you've never met before.

Tuesday, April 28, 2015

Some of my favorite new bands



A Hundred Dollars a Barrel

The Nipple Rings

Serbian Liposuction Express

Neither Here Nor There

Mayonnaise on Rye Bread

Not My Mother’s Boyfriend

Galactic Whoremongers

Body Image Repair Kit

Leaning toward Self-oblivion

Peanut Envy

Thought for the day

When we are smug, complacent, bored or arrogant, we should ask ourselves if tribal societies have any wisdom for us.

Monday, April 27, 2015

Sunday, April 26, 2015

Thought for the day

Look in the mirror, but let that mirror be the face of someone who truly loves you.

Saturday, April 25, 2015

Thought for the day

God often chuckles.

Friday, April 24, 2015

Thought for the day

Deep art emerges from deep humanity.

Thursday, April 23, 2015

Thought for the day

Play and work can be the same thing. Watch a child.

Wednesday, April 22, 2015

Thought for the day

Love art for what it does, not for what it looks like.

Tuesday, April 21, 2015

Thought for the day

Power takes.
Love gives.

Monday, April 20, 2015

Thought for the day


We all have hidden lives, which are not built only on the unspoken and the unspeakable in us. There are memories submerged, re-imagined and masquerading as reality. There are smells and sounds and tastes and touches that bob on the surface and only allude to what lay deep . There are the experiences of childhood for which there was not yet the language to begin to build memories. There are the things said to us and done to us that take root, spread in us even as we forget them, and flower in our actions.

We are forever mysteries to ourselves, never to be solved, no matter how many clues are given in what we say or do.

Sunday, April 19, 2015

Thought for the day

Know yourself.
Accept yourself.
Love yourself.
Change the world.

Saturday, April 18, 2015

Thought for the day

When I want to be astounded, I keep coming back to a fact I once read: the United States is 5% of the world's population, but we consume 20% of the world's resources. China and India have about half the world's population. What happens when then begin to reach the level of development of the United States? Do the math.

Friday, April 17, 2015

Thought for the day

The Almighty (or whoever it was) mad them male and female. Now we recognize that it was not the male and female genders, but the male and female principles that exist in all of us in various proportions. So our task is not gender ego, but healthy balance of these principles.

Thursday, April 16, 2015

Thought for the day

What's with the American obsession with crudeness and violence?

Wednesday, April 15, 2015

Thought for the day

Take every object you own, put it on a chain and hang it around your neck.
You can't move.
Take every good thing you've ever done, and put it in your heart.
You'll fly.

Tuesday, April 14, 2015

Thought for the day

If you believe in God, then do what God expects of you.
If you don't believe in God, then do what the world needs of you.

Monday, April 13, 2015

Exciting new marketing campaigns in the American landscape



 HALLMARK GREETING CARDS has announced a new campaign to keep up with new trends in the American family. Though specific dates have not yet been selected, greeting cards have been designed for the following celebrations:

Surrogate Mother’s Day
Step-grandparents Day
Artificial Insemination Day
Baby Momma Day
Double Dad’s Day
Two Mom’s Day
Sperm Donor Dad’s Day

Howard Triteman, spokesman for Hallmark, said, “Being a family isn’t just being a family anymore.”


AMERICAN ACADEMY OF LIPOSUCTION has launched a new program to help obese people feel good about themselves and at the same time help the environment. All liposuction physicians will provide free delivery of all liposuctioned fat to a local processing facility to be turned into biofuel.

Says Dr. Hugo Lickman, “ We have a great resource obese Americans. They will feel good about giving back after taking so much.”


Could NIKE’S marketing ever get any better? Yes. A new marketing strategy will give a $10,000 prize to the man between 21 and 35 who can reach the highest testosterone level from just looking a Nike swoosh.

Dick Slickman, Nike representative, said, “We wanted to make the winner the quickest to get boner, but the legal department squashed that in a second.”

Thought for the day

Everyone needs someone who can lovingly tell them when they are acting like an asshole.

Sunday, April 12, 2015

Thought for the day

Pay attention.

Let's Tango


Let’s Tango

Put on that sweet black dress
Spike heels and black net stockings
I’ll wear black as well
And a silk shirt
We’ll glide as on a breeze,
No, more like a gust
Of passion
Our bodies trusting
Eyes locked in a caress
Dancing, as if the music’s story
Was our own.

Saturday, April 11, 2015

1000 Cranes


1000 Cranes

Are not enough to fill the skies
Or wipe out memories of the
Dead millions
Or provide the feathers
That stones and shells require
Or convince that life is
Permanent
Or diminish the assault on
Beauty
Or make you love me.



Thought for the day

Engaging the world in a creative and loving way is the real fountain of youth.

Friday, April 10, 2015

Thought for the day

To discover the humanity in another, first discover the humanity in yourself.

Thursday, April 9, 2015

Thought for the day

We believe there's a hell because of all the people we know who belong there.

Wednesday, April 8, 2015

Love for Dummies


Love for Dummies


Table of Contents

Chapter 1            You fall into something, but it’s probably not love

Chapter 2            The hormones of love

Chapter 3            Love in the age of DYI

Chapter 4            How to look like a lover

Chapter 5            Sex and love, sex vs. love, sex without love, love without sex

Chapter 6            Self-love: mastery, mystery, masturbation

Chapter 7            Looking before you leap; doing it again to make sure

Chapter 8            The 27 easy steps to love

Chapter 9            Love humor: stumbling over love and picking yourself up

Chapter 10          Take the love test: have you made it?

Thought for the day

Anyone can give you advice.
Few can give you wisdom.

Tuesday, April 7, 2015

Thought for the day

Everyone has a right to their own path to God.

Monday, April 6, 2015

Thought for the day

Stupidity is exceedingly unbecoming.

Sunday, April 5, 2015

Thought for the day

The resurrection of Jesus is a matter of faith.

The resurrection from human failure is a matter of hope.

Saturday, April 4, 2015

Thought for the day

Entertain me me, and I will put you on a pedestal.
Challenge my conscience, and I will crucify you.

Friday, April 3, 2015

Love metaphors


Love Metaphors


Love is the whole world naked in a hot tub.

Love is a pair of human beings lost in the mystery.

Love is peeping through the keyhole at eternity.

Love is an orgasm that keeps on giving.

Love is us filled to bursting with you.

Love is a back flip into uncertain waters.

Love is the answer to every important question.

Love is a grand mystery disguised as a romance novel.

Love is an all-you-can-eat buffet of soul food.

Love is the most common prescription of Dr. Feelgood.

Love is the most misused word in the English language.

Love is a human invention with no instructions.

Love is what happens if we pay attention and work hard.

Love is the bottom line.





Thought for the day

Life fucks everybody.

Wednesday, April 1, 2015

Thought for the day

God is the accumulation of all the masks of God.
And more.
And less.