Saturday, September 30, 2023

Rage haikus

 Rage haikus


Rage belongs to those
Oppressed, with empty bellies
Bellies fill with rage

Rage, the only voice
They have to scream injustice
No one wants to hear

Rage and love are strange
Bedfellows, love in a rage
At our brutal world

Some use rage to kill
They kill all that is human
Their rage is poison

Some use rage for good
They burn with the urge to heal
A world of sad oppression

Thursday, September 28, 2023

Failure haikus

Failure haikus

Every human fails
But some are better at it
They won’t ever learn

A spectacular
Failure can be a teacher
Of lasting impact

Don’t aim for failure
Aim for the courage to learn
Failure shows the way

Society is
Not the judge of your failure
It’s much too timid

Be among the greats
Whose failures were stepping stones
To their achievements

We will surely fail
Reminding us we’re human

Taking it in stride 

Wednesday, September 27, 2023

I'm old

I’m old.
Standing up and sitting down is exercise.
Working the garden is outdoor adventure.
Sleep is what’s between nighttime bathroom visits.
A meal is just preparation for a bowel movement.
Sex is what pretty people do on TV.
The past is what others tell you it is.
I learn anatomy by what hurts each day.

I value friendships more than ever. 

Tuesday, September 26, 2023

Bengals

Yesterday I watched the 6 o’clock news on Channel 9. Except for minute report on a hit-and-run, the entire news was devoted to the Bengals. There were fan interviews, reporters revving up cheering crowds, even the weather was reported from Pay Cor Stadium. As if this were not ridiculous enough for news reporting, there was another story.

The stadium has not been maintained. (The county at fault?) Estimates for repairs are near half a billion dollars with $200,000 more for added fan amenities. Another option is a new stadium, tearing down this one before it is even paid for. This would be at least another billion, with the Bengals 1 billion business asking for everything and willing to pay for nothing. Another scam like Paul Brown stadium. No cheap thrills. 

Monday, September 25, 2023

Newly leaked

 NEWLY LEAKED document details Donald Trump’s plans if he is elected President.


--He will construct the world’s largest escalator to ride to take the oath of office.
--He will commission Eric and Junior to write some poetry for the Inauguration.
--He will pardon every person convicted in the siege of the Capitol.
--He will commission plush toys of Putin, Xi, Maduro, Kim, and Bashar for the Oval Office and invite these dictators to the White House to see them.
--He will require Melania to say at least one full sentence per week in public.
--He will complete the border wall, making it 20 feet taller and electrifying it.
--He will pardon himself for his past criminal behavior and pre-pardon himself for any future criminal behavior.
--He will expand the size of Melania’s closet at the White House and re-landscape with palm trees.
--He will give a MAGA hat and a roll of paper towels to every poor child in America.

Sunday, September 24, 2023

From 100 Lives (Condensed)

 His father was a Marine, his mother worked part time as a classroom aide. He was comfortable in his body and played several sports in middle school and high school. He graduated from a small college and soon worked for the government. Then he didn’t. Then he did. Then he didn’t. He was a corporate consultant for a short time and then retired. His impact on the lives of his grandchildren and on the T-ball teams he coached would be something they would always recall. He was diagnosed with invasive cancer, refused chemo and within weeks was dead.

Friday, September 22, 2023

From 100 Lives (Condensed)

 As a baby, he laughed all the time. He kept laughing through elementary school and middle school. In high school, classroom learning became the dead time between his social education in the halls. In preparation for the SAT, he gave full attention to his hair. After graduation he went to beauty school, opened his own shop and became an accomplished and sought-after beautician in his hometown. One day on his way to work, he was knocked from his scooter, killed instantly by a drunk driver. His obituary reported, “… he was a beloved hairdresser with a bubbly sense of humor, and a Baptist.”

Wednesday, September 20, 2023

Student athletes

 I don’t know about you, but I get very discouraged with all of this “student athlete of the week” business. Athletics is extra-curricular, but what about academic studies in the curriculum? What about honoring the student scholar of the week, or the student musician of the week, or the student artist of the week, or the student scientist of the week, or the student poet of the week?

Tuesday, September 19, 2023

The best we can?

Sometimes I am overcome with a deep sadness.
Is this the best we can do as human beings?
Is this the best we can do with all our creativity and imagination.
Is this the best we can do with all our wealth?
Is this the best we can do as a human community?
Is this the best we can do with our formidable minds?
Is this the best we can do with all our wisdom?

Is this the best we can do with our capacity to love? 

Sunday, September 17, 2023

Sins

 Every day we are flooded with corporate marketing that sugar coats our age old sins in very sophisticated and entertaining ways.

Vanity? No, it’s youthful beauty, creams, oils, botoxing, weight loss plans, eyelid rejuvenation, hair styling, fashion and more.
Envy? No, we deserve the most and the best and everything that others have. Why not?
Pride? No, we are the center of the Universe of Me and we deserve it all.
Gluttony? No, it’s all we can eat right there in the grocery snack and candy aisle.
Sloth? No, mindless leisure can never be out of reach.
Greed? No, to get the newest, the most stylish, the stuff that celebrities tell us we need, we must consume, consume, consume. Every day is Black Friday.

Saturday, September 16, 2023

Death

 I’ve been thinking about death. I’ve seen too many elderly in nursing homes who have no awareness of who they are or where they are. They sit drooling, with infrequent family visits. Others where suffering can only be alleviated by drugs. If I cherish life, I have to ask myself: What is life? If I affirm human dignity, I have to ask myself: What is human dignity?

I don’t want to be the object of obligatory care and awkward visits that I have no awareness of. The personal resources I’ve accumulated during my life were meant for family and charity not simply for care to keep me teetering on death. Life is not simply still breathing. Life is joy, pleasure, consciousness and dignity.
I know I can be dead while I’m still alive. I know my dignity is what I earn while I am still alive.
I’m thinking about death.

Friday, September 15, 2023

Strangness

 From the time I was born, I knew I was strange—at least in relation to the rest of my family. So, I developed a veneer of normalcy to cover up this strangeness. After a time, I realized it was time to come out of my strangeness closet. This was a good decision because I came to understand that everyone was strange in their own way, and that this was a key indicator of their uniqueness as a human being.

So, come out of your strangeness closet and be your own strange self. The only caveat: Do no harm.

Thursday, September 14, 2023

Aging

 Aging is a journey that takes you:

From bikini underwear to Depends
From bras to breasts you can’t locate
From passionate romance to pecks on the cheek
From Senior Prom to the seniors prom
From working to raise kids to the hit-and-run tactics of grandparents
From walking briskly to walking .30 miles per hour
From burgers and fries to an all-liquid diet
From tripping on weed to tripping on the sidewalk
From life dreams to reality checks
From wedding bells to 5 minutes to answer the doorbell
From not worrying about any of your organs to worrying about all of your organs
From good sex to wondering where it went
From going to the doctor to going and going and going to the doctor.
So the advice: pay attention to all between.

Wednesday, September 13, 2023

Bugs and dogs

When I say to my wife, “Bugs are people, too” or “Dogs are people, too.” She thinks I’m a jackass. But consider this.
Bugs work hard and relentlessly to do the jobs they were assigned. They contribute as part of their community and their ecology. We wish more people could do this.
Dogs can be trained to faithfully and enthusiastically do many useful jobs, even to giving their lives to help. We wish more people were like this.

So indeed, bugs are people, too, and dogs are people, too 

Tuesday, September 12, 2023

Joe B

 Joe Burrow wanted $275 million. Joe Burrow got $275 million. Good for him. Now he has to prove he’s worth it. He has to show how to “do some good.”

We must recognize, though, that we are the ones really paying his salary. We have mor power than we think. We want 3 stadiums, we get 3 stadiums. We don’t want low-income housing, we don’t get low-income housing.
In the end, the community we have is a reflection of our societal values.

Sunday, September 10, 2023

Measure art

 Measure the success of art by how deeply it penetrates you and by what it releases from inside you that you never knew was there.

Saturday, September 9, 2023

MVP

 I never understood the concept of MVP in football. It’s a team sport and the MVP couldn’t be an MVP with the rest of the team. It’s almost always the quarterback anyway. How do the rest of the team feel?


Women should be paid fairly in tennis. But right now it’s equal pay for unequal work.

When a receiver catches a touchdown pass, he’s simply doing what he’s paid a big salary to do. So what’s up with the dances and other attention getting antics? The people who care for and educate our children, keep us safe and risk their lives don’t do this. And they’re paid a lot less.

Friday, September 8, 2023

Thursday, September 7, 2023

Dancing

 Have you noticed that in commercials lately everybody’s dancing, dancing because their kitchen is so clean, their medications are so right, their house is so beautifully appointed and free of dampness and odor? These are messages of happiness and joy at your fingertips.

No. They are disguised messages of shame. Shame on you for not having and wanting these things and the joy they will certainly bring.

Wednesday, September 6, 2023

Awe

 We need to practice awe in relation to the world around us. There is awe in a leaf. There is awe in a singing bird. There is awe in the pebble and the shell. There is awe in the capacity of our hands. There is awe in the complexity of our bodies. There is awe in the mysteries of the universe.

Without awe, we are mundane creatures living mundane lives. Awe pulls us into the universe as participants. If our education system cannot make awe a reality for us, we have failed.

Tuesday, September 5, 2023

Decent

 What kind of culture enables violence, mass murder, depression and suicide, child and spousal abuse, drug use, addiction, overdose deaths, poverty and homelessness, racism, anti-Semitism, sexual abuse, sexualization of marketing, consumerism, waste, and lack of confidence in its legislative and judicial systems to exist in the levels we see in America today?

We spend incredible amounts of money and effort trying to mediate all these problems. How successful have we been? How much time do we spend really identifying and attacking root causes?
Is it possible to find a means of raising decent, loving and capable human beings in a culture with this as its primary goal?

Monday, September 4, 2023

Labor

 The world has been built by labor—slavery, forced labor, migrants, indentured servitude, cheap labor, peasants, sweat shops, even child labor. One day is not enough to recognize the contributions of workers.

Sunday, September 3, 2023

Grandma cheer

 A new phenomenon is sweeping the grades 1-3 football community: The Grandma Cheer Squads. Grandmas decided that since they had to attend games, they might as well be overt about it. Uniforms and pom-poms are being designed and regular practices are in the works. Said one grandma: I haven’t kick this high in a long time, and I don’t care who sees my panties.

A few grandpas are being recruited as well to help with the flips and pyramids.

Saturday, September 2, 2023

Art haikus

Take an artist’s hand
Search for beauty everywhere
Ground, sky, mind and heart

Ride with an artist
To places of mystery
Where life’s most alive

On an artist’s back
You walk unexplored regions
Now with eyes agog

Sit with an artist
Conversing is a journey
Mind will open wide

Ask an artist why
Answer rambles like the art

And questions linger 

Friday, September 1, 2023