Aging

 Aging is a journey that takes you:

From bikini underwear to Depends
From bras to breasts you can’t locate
From passionate romance to pecks on the cheek
From Senior Prom to the seniors prom
From working to raise kids to the hit-and-run tactics of grandparents
From walking briskly to walking .30 miles per hour
From burgers and fries to an all-liquid diet
From tripping on weed to tripping on the sidewalk
From life dreams to reality checks
From wedding bells to 5 minutes to answer the doorbell
From not worrying about any of your organs to worrying about all of your organs
From good sex to wondering where it went
From going to the doctor to going and going and going to the doctor.
So the advice: pay attention to all between.