Republican National Convention…So far
AWARDS CEREMONY
Best Speech to Hear Himself Speaking: Donald Trump, Jr.
Best Total Bullshit Speech: Tiffany Trump
Best Expressive Speech through Thick Makeup: Michelle Guilfoyle
Best Entrance in the Manner of Putin: Donald Trump
Best Runway Entrance: Melania Trump
Best outfit: Melania’s pseudo safari/military suit
Best Fuck the Hatch Act Performance: Donald Trump
Best Get the out the Jewish Vote: Mike Pompeo
Best Effort to Act like a Bunch of Partying Adolescents: The audience in the Rose Garden
Best Idea for Events Like This: Make every speakers take an oath to tell the truth before any speech
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