Wednesday, August 12, 2020

Donald Jr.

 Yesterday was a special day for me. I got a letter from Donald Trump, Jr. In it, he called me a patriot and warned me about the massive amount of grabbing going on. I was terribly anxious until I read further that it was all due to the Democrats and that Dad would save me and the country from them.

 

Junior also included a lovely wallet-sized photo of himself with his manly and self-assured beard. I was particularly impressed that he took time out from killing endangered species to write to me.

 

Maybe you were lucky to get this letter too. I hope so.

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