Holy Church of Get Off Your Ass and Do Something
Sermonette #12
The world is spinning off its axis.
Darkness prevails.
Greed and ignorance are everywhere.
Wealth abounds in all the wrong places.
And you are just mashing your buttocks.
You are spreading out your derriere.
You are busting the blood vessels in your butt.
Your gluteus is pulchritudinous.
Your ass lacks class.
Go get off the couch. Take on the world. Make it better.
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