Holy Church of Get Off Your Ass and Do Something
Sermonette #14
Mother Teresa is sitting on the couch drinking a beer watching a couple of WNBA games.
MLK, Jr. took a few months off to vacation on the beach.
Rosa Parks stayed at home on the couch with nachos and guacamole binge watching TV instead of taking the bus.
The BLM protestors didn’t show up for the march because they had the cold brews and Doritos ready for the big game.
Of course they didn’t. So you get your ass out there and do something.
This will be last Sermonette for a while. We are very busy building our new, spacious crystal palace mega church. It will have state-of-the-art sound systems and
video production facilities. All seats will be fitted with ejection capability so at the end of the sermon, pastor presses a button to send each congregant off to action. Donations are welcome to the building fund, but no donations under $1000 will be accepted.
God bless your blessed asses.
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