Wednesday, February 19, 2020

OK


OK. I’ve finally seen the light. I’m going to get my life under control.
I’m going to seriously attack my toenail fungus.
I’m going to order a year’s supply of Ageless Male Max.
I’m going to buy one of those hair-growing caps.
I’m going to take the Metamucil challenge.
I’m going to get rid of those unsightly bags under my eyes.
I’m going to get calf and pectoral implants.
I’m going to hire a reputation manager.
When I’m done, I hope you’ll really like me.

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