Saturday, January 18, 2020

Alexa


New features from Alexa:

Alexaoke…is a home Karoake app programmed with over 2000 songs. A small internal projector projects lyrics on the walls of your home or office.

Asexa…is programmed with step-by-step instructions for all 532 positions of sexual intercourse.

AlexEd…if your children are bullied at school, don’t like school or school expenses are too high, AlexEd will home school your children while you enjoy generous leisure time.

Trivalexa…a tiny version of Alexa which can be discreetly carried in the purse or pocket to Trivia competitions. Comes with tiny ear buds.

MentAlexa…why spend money on expensive therapists when MentAlexa, a new AI app can gently talk you through any emotional or psychological crisis.

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