More news from Answers in Genesis, the museum and family
theme park of the literalist interpretation of the Bible.
Extensive new research on the Bible has confirmed that
indeed there was a gift shop on the original ark. In addition, by the end of
2025, the AIG ark gift shop will have a carved replica of every species on
earth at the time of Noah, thus affirming the Biblical narrative.
In addition, soon to be added are the Red Sea Water Park and
the Whale’s Belly underwater ride.
Under consideration for later additions are:
--Smote Island, where visitors form groups and smite one
another with soft Biblical era weapons
--Walls of Jericho Roller Coaster, where riders dodge
crumbling walls while they honk coaster horns
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