Wednesday, December 25, 2019

Christmas at AIG


Christmas at Answers in Genesis

The stable and manger have been constructed according to Biblical standards. Joseph (he likes to be called Joe) sits in anxious anticipation. The barn animals await, too, casually nibbling at the straw. Shepherds were not easy to find, but several made it on time.

The line of young, pregnant women is not as long as it was last year, but each believes she has been called, after having been vetted by AIG. One at a time, each will come sit with Joe, each knowing that if the Dove appears and the angel choirs explode in song, she will be mother of the Child of the Second Coming.

If that blessed spectacle comes to be, wise men on camels are on alert in Iraq, Egypt and Ethiopia.

Merry Christmas.



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