Memorial Day is fast approaching, and once again we will be
able to celebrate Memorial Day with mattress sales. Yet, what more fitting a
way to celebrate this holiday? After all, many of our great heroes were
conceived on mattresses, and new generations of patriots are yet to be
conceived on mattresses. Great American values like freedom of speech and
freedom of assembly are practiced there.
The rich and the poor, the high and the low, immigrants of
all nationalities and persons of all sexual orientations are welcomed on
mattresses. So this Memorial Day, purchase a mattress and make America great
again.
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