Wednesday, May 22, 2019

Assholes

Laws are written by lawyers in legalize with great nuance and an attempt to capture the complexity of the problems addressed by the laws. But I think we could simplify the whole system if we replaced as many laws as possible with the one law:
“Don’t act like and asshole.”

There could be 10 degrees of breaking the “Don’t act like an asshole” law. We all know when someone is acting like an asshole, and all the jury has to do is decide the degree level and send it to the judge to pass sentence. This would reduce the need for fancy lawyers, move the justice process along more quickly and undoubtedly make for greater fairness.

In the end, there would be no stigma for being a criminal. You’d just be a degree

1-10 asshole.

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