Penile enlargement

American men spend large amounts of money on penile enlargement products and medications. A new scientific study shows that this money is largely wasted, and that the problem can be solved more easily an cheaply.

This groundbreaking study by Dr. Eric Longman and his team at Spamford University has demonstrated a statistically significant link between penile enlargement and particular chores around the home.

Some highlights of the study:

--Washing dishes, vacuuming, doing laundry produced no noticeable increase

--Curiously, cooking on a regular basis causes as average increase of 0.5 inch

--Rewiring a large portion of the house can bring about an increase of as much as 2 inches

--Reroofing a garage can also cause an increase of up to 2 inches

--Building a deck averages a 1.5 inch increase, but up to 2 inches if hand tools are used extensively

--There were no documented increases larger than 2 inches (likely due to physiological limits on blood flow)

The authors of the study speculate that the current decrease in sperm count and motility among urban men is due to work that is largely sedentary as compared to work habits in rural and indigenous populations of the past.

For more details on the study, go to Penile Enhancement Study, Dr. Eric Longman, et. al., Spamford University, 2018