Sexy

I asked celebrities when the last time was they felt sexy.

Beyonce: On stage.

Stephen Colbert: When I fantasizing I’m Benedict Cumberbatch.

Benedict Cumberbatch: When I’m not fantasizing I’m Stephen Colbert.

Donald Trump: When I’m drunk and dreaming of Stormy.

Joe the Plumber: When I’m wearing my Calvin Klein briefs.

Mick Jagger: When I stare at the big tongue logo.

Scott Pruitt: When I am helping kill baby seals.

Mitch McConnell: Hmmmm….What was the question?

Paul Ryan: When my wife massages my widow’s peak.

Mike Pence: When Mommy and I snuggle watching soft porn.

Bashar al Assad: When I’m looking at one of those big hard Russian missiles.

Kim Jong-Un: Every night when I put in my order for a little Korean kitty.

Wayne La Pierre: When I’m naked, looking in the mirror holding an AK47 in each hand.