Wednesday, March 15, 2017

New reality shows

Reality shows are demonstrating a steady decline in viewership, so they have to ramp up appeal to their consumers. Here are new reality shows planned for 2017.

Orgasms of the rich and famous: Celebrities talk about how they developed their own unique orgasms and how these experiences have led them to become fuller, more generous and empathetic human beings.

Indigenous chef: Competitors race to make the best gourmet meals out of manioc root and indigenous insects. Losers are eaten by local tribesmen.

Penis envy: Beautiful young female contestants ask 3 non-sexual questions to guess which male has the biggest penis. Winners get a contract for a sex therapy show on youtube.

The Boob-y Prize: World-renowned cosmetic surgeons compete to create the perfect female breast. Winner gets the coveted golden breast award.

Swimming with the sharks: Contestants compete for a million dollar prize to see who can swim naked longest with 3 sharks. The prize is upped to two million if blood is introduced into the tank.



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