Reality shows are demonstrating a steady decline in
viewership, so they have to ramp up appeal to their consumers. Here are new
reality shows planned for 2017.
Orgasms of the rich and famous: Celebrities talk about how
they developed their own unique orgasms and how these experiences have led them
to become fuller, more generous and empathetic human beings.
Indigenous chef: Competitors race to make the best gourmet
meals out of manioc root and indigenous insects. Losers are eaten by local
tribesmen.
Penis envy: Beautiful young female contestants ask 3
non-sexual questions to guess which male has the biggest penis. Winners get a
contract for a sex therapy show on youtube.
The Boob-y Prize: World-renowned cosmetic surgeons compete
to create the perfect female breast. Winner gets the coveted golden breast
award.
Swimming with the sharks: Contestants compete for a million
dollar prize to see who can swim naked longest with 3 sharks. The prize is
upped to two million if blood is introduced into the tank.
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