Go State

For the next 2 weeks State U. will sponsor their 10 member mixed-gender, mixed-race team in the National Film and Performance Art Competition in New York City. In an unprecedented move, the President of State U. transferred funds from the athletic budget to pay for food and lodging for the team at a high end New York hotel.

The State U. team will compete against teams from across the United States for the coveted Golden Urinal award. FX channel will cover the event, and 100 million viewers worldwide are expected to watch the films and performances. Tickets for the live events are almost sold out, with some seats going for as much as $5000.

The State U. team is highly rated, has a good chance to win the top prize and will likely send some of its members on to lucrative national and international careers. Two team members have been making the talk show circuit, and one has signed a contract to star in a Hollywood remake of The Picture of Dorian Gray.

Let’s all root for our State U. team. Go State!