Am I responsible?

Am I really responsible? Ignorance will let me off the hook. Drunkenness will let me off the hook. Drugs will let me off the hook. Twinkies will let me off the hook. White privilege will let me off the hook. Temporary insanity will let me off the hook. Bad parenting will let me off the hook. Testosterone will let me off the hook. My genes will let me off the hook. “I didn’t know it was loaded,” will let me off the hook.

Maybe I should open a chain of Irresponsibility Rehab Centers.