Molly Jean

 Dear Molly Jean:

Since he was 5, my husband has wanted to be an underwear model. But at home he throws his stained underwear on the floor. Please tell him this is incompatible with his life goal.
Mrs. Underwear

Dear Mrs. Underwear:
Underwear models have a high commitment to personal hygiene. All underwear models sign the Underwear Models Code of Conduct. This should encourage him to change his behavior.

Dear Molly Jean:
Our dog found out that the dog next door gets fresh food delivered to him on a regular basis. He wants fresh food too. What should I do?
Dog Mom

Dear Dog Mom:
If your dog sleeps with you, jumps up on your lap, wags his tail when you get home, and you talk to him like he was your child, then give him the damn fresh food.

Dear Molly Jean:
My best friend from childhood showers only once a week, eats lots of garlic and thinks deodorants cause skin cancer. When we get together for a beer, I can hardly stand the smell. Advice?
Garlic Man

Dear Garlic Man:
I have some suggestions. Light a strongly scented candle during your meetings with him. Breathe only through your mouth while you spend time with him. Bring a bottle of Febreeze with you.