Wednesday, January 18, 2023

National Enquirer

 National Enquirer headlines

Melania Donates $50 million of Clothes to Luxury Resale Site
“Donald just doesn’t like them anymore.”

Vladimir Putin Postpones Elective Surgery
“With this annoying war I don’t have time for pectoral implants.”

Kim Kardashian’s Butt Implants Slip Down to Her Thighs
“I’ll just have to buy all new clothes.”

Joe Burrow Is Actually 14 Years Old
“Not true. I just dress like I’m 14 years old.”

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