Lycra

 The tailor arrived to measure me for the white lycra pants that I’d wear. They would be tight, flared at the bottom and emphasize the enticing curve of my butt. I also requested studs down the legs and a thin alligator belt. I was pleased when the pants were delivered. They fit exquisitely. The shirt I chose was a muted red with 5 buttons at the wrists. It was cut high above the waist to reveal my abs. I had worked hard on them, and why shouldn’t people be able to admire them. I fretted about a hat, but in the end decided on a medium brimmed blue felt hat. When I assembled the outfit and looked at myself in the mirror, I said, “YES!”