Tuesday, June 1, 2021

Make-a-Wish

 If there is an adult version of the Make-a-Wish Foundation, here are my wishes.

1. In every other romantic comedy made, the ordinary looking, overweight guy will get the great sex and the handsome stud will be the dumbass sidekick.

2. Every newscast will give as much time to the arts as to sports.

3. Every American would chip in some time to clean all the litter off the highways.

4. Netanyahu and Abbas would dance a few waltzes, taking turns leading.

5. Every gun in the world would be melted down and turned into a portrait bust of someone the owner loved.


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