Tuesday, June 22, 2021

Help

 I need help with some questions.

If I get hair plugs, is that being dishonest to my DNA?

If my ear lobes are not perfectly balanced, is it too vain to have this cosmetic work done?

If I still have a pair of my high school girlfriend’s panties, should I return them to?

If I have toenail fungus, should I put that on my online dating profile?

Is it strange to enjoy captioned Bulgarian crime dramas?

Can I tell friends I read War and Peace if I only skimmed it?

Should I get my tattoo of “Goofy” removed from my inner thigh?


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