Sequestered

Since I’m sequestered at home, I’m going to lose 10 pounds, whiten my teeth, polish the silver, get rid of my toenail fungus, read the biographies of all the American presidents, write my memoirs, make a chocolate mousse, write letters to all my old friends, have a baby, look at old family videotapes, plant some chard, carve a duck decoy, learn some French cooking, make my own beer, go through all my clothing, write my will, knit a sweater, do three sets of push ups and sit ups each day, check my stock portfolio every day, practice my Spanish and German, write some poetry, watch all the episodes of MASH, understand string theory, darn my socks, listen to all 9 Beethoven symphonies and read the Bhagavad Gita.

And I’ll start tomorrow.