FAKE NEWS
Rush Limbaugh
“As soon as we let women out of the house, we men were on the road to emasculation. They not only wanted control of their sexual parts, but ours too. They wanted us mowing the lawn and cleaning the house and changing diapers. No way in hell do I want a female boss. We know what men were meant to do, and we have to do it.”
Mike Pence
“Women are owed our great respect. They are models of the Virgin Mary, with a little occasional sex on the side. They know our inherent weaknesses as men, so we must invite them to be with us always to remind us how to behave properly. No matter how powerful we are, we must share our glory with them.”
Don Trump, Jr.
“My dad taught me just as his dad taught him. Deals are never about conscience or fairness, grab a little whenever you can, money is much more important than looks or brains. I’m in the dynasty, and I’ll get all of this one day.”
Donald Trump
“Our great Constitution allows me to lie and cheat, wreak vengeance and be generous to my cronies. It allows me to grab lady parts whenever I want and to surround myself with yes men. America is great because the rich are great. Behaving like a dictator enables me to make America great again. And I thank all the dopes out there who support me.”
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