Many modes

The many and subtle modes of the married man:

Man removing the road kill in front of the house

Man, shirtless, on a riding lawnmower

Man changing a diaper

Man trying to pick out an anniversary card

Man walking behind his wife at Costco

Man kissing his wife on the cheek

Man with lipstick on his collar

Man with socks that don’t match

Man seen outside in his underwear

Man with baby, both conked out

Man drinking too many beers

Man, almost electrocuted, fixing the socket

Man drywalling

Man not in church

Man not trimming his beard

Man out in the yard with the kids

Man with his buddies

Man in bed, thinking this might be the night

Man fixing a flat tire for someone

Man finally picking our the perfect birthday present for his wife

Man singing in the shower

Man tracking mud into the house

Man buying a pickup truck

Man wearing his oldest and most comfortable clothes

Man watching too much sports on TV

Man organizing the office basketball pool

Man talking to his son about sex

Man teaching his daughter to drive

Man visiting his mother in the nursing home

Man trying not to be so much of a man