Monday, December 3, 2018

Q & A

Q: Did you hear that a Chinese scientist has manipulated genes in an embryo?
A: Don’t bother me, I’m watching a video on Kim Kardashian’s cosmetic surgeries…especially her butt.

Q: Did you read that scientists predict dire natural disasters due to global climate change?
A: Quiet! I’m watching Justin Bieber wank.

Q: Are you concerned that suicide rates among young people are increasing at alarming rates?

A:  Please don’t interrupt me while I’m scanning HSN for bargains.

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