Hello, my name is Dr. Paul A. Feakler, Jr., Medical Director
of the Central Ohio Bowel Research Academy (COBRA), and I’d like to tell you
about my new self-help book. It’s called Defecation for Dummies. Few
people realize that we spend almost 3 days a year just sitting on the toilet.
In this hectic, dog-eat-dog world, this is just wasted time. Being on your cell
phone or on your computer while sitting on the toilet is just not as productive
as working diligently at your desk.
That’s why I wrote this book. Just for you. This is a
no-nonsense approach to defecating for all ages. There is a chapter on potty
training for future efficiency and success. A chapter on handling adolescent
bathroom misbehavior. A chapter on making the most of time saved during periods
of constipation. A chapter on outdoor defecating. And a chapter on Zen
defecation in your senior years.
So rush out to your local bookstore or order on Amazon.com.
Free shitting (oops, shipping) if you order today.
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