Thursday, January 10, 2019

COBRA

Hello, my name is Dr. Paul A. Feakler, Jr., Medical Director of the Central Ohio Bowel Research Academy (COBRA), and I’d like to tell you about my new self-help book. It’s called Defecation for Dummies. Few people realize that we spend almost 3 days a year just sitting on the toilet. In this hectic, dog-eat-dog world, this is just wasted time. Being on your cell phone or on your computer while sitting on the toilet is just not as productive as working diligently at your desk.

That’s why I wrote this book. Just for you. This is a no-nonsense approach to defecating for all ages. There is a chapter on potty training for future efficiency and success. A chapter on handling adolescent bathroom misbehavior. A chapter on making the most of time saved during periods of constipation. A chapter on outdoor defecating. And a chapter on Zen defecation in your senior years.


So rush out to your local bookstore or order on Amazon.com. Free shitting (oops, shipping) if you order today.

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