Monday, August 13, 2018

Garden variety love

Garden variety love

I love you honey, but right now I could kill you.

I love you son, but get that fucking cigarette out of your mouth.

Love you. Bye. Bye.

You know I love you, but you have to get your underwear off the floor.

Even though you’re a flaming asshole, I still love you.

Give me a peck on the cheek.

Of course I love you, but maybe I’ll feel like it tomorrow.

Come here Fifi.  Mommie loves you.

I love you sweetie pie, but your breath smells terrible.

I love you, but sometimes I wonder why I ever married you.


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