Men

Men have a rich fantasy life, but it ‘s the day-to-day lives of men where we see the heavy burdens they must carry.

Men must try to look as stylish as their wives when their wardrobes are composed of comfortable, decades-old clothes.

Men must take on the job of teaching their children the complexities of flatulence.

Men must be responsible for the yard, the plumbing, the electricity and the roof and still respond to: “But how come you don’t do your half of the cooking, housework and childcare?”

Men have to struggle to not look forlorn when they are turned down for sex.

Men are responsible for keeping beer companies in the black.

Men must constantly explain that a beer belly is in fact an attractively developed muscle.

Men must endure being constantly marketed to by seductive and scantily clad women.

Men have to work tirelessly to disprove the stereotype of the dumb ass, clueless male perpetrated on them by TV.

Men must smile when they get ugly ties and underwear for gifts.

Men must pretend to enjoy endless discussion of sports for fear there might be nothing else to say.

Men must suffer quietly knowing that Donald Trump if one of their species.