Wednesday, January 17, 2018

Bill and Mary

Bill: Do I have any clean underwear?
Mary: I washed them and put them back on the floor where you left them.

Mary: Does this necklace go with these earrings?
Bill: I guess so. They’re both the same color.

Bill: Can we have Beef Wellington, garlic mashed potatoes and Caesar salad for supper tonight.
Mary: Sure, I’ll go get dressed.

Mary: Do you think Donald Trump would pay $10,000 to have sex with me?

Bill:

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