Putin

 I’m generally a peaceful person. But when I see what Putin is responsible for in Ukraine, I comfort myself by imagining appropriate punishments for him. How about this one? While he’s still alive, cut him up in small pieces and feed the pieces to the dogs in Ukraine. Or maybe brand him with the names of all the Ukrainians he’s killed. Or maybe make him ride shirtless on an ass across all of Russia in the winter. Do you have a suggestion?