Phone

 Need some ideas for your answering machine?

I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m combing my chest hair.

I can’t come to the phone right now. Tiger Woods is about to tee off.

I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m emptying my ice cube trays.

I can’t come to the phone right now. Door Dash is delivering my gourmet dog treats.

I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m finishing my portrait of Joe Burrow.

I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m practicing my twerking moves.

I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m on #47 of the 50 shades of gray.