Empathetic

 As an empathetic American, I feel so sad that people in refugee camps will never experience exfoliation, eyelid rejuvenation or liposuction. 

It breaks my heart that the poor people in Africa will not have access to Noom or to have Kelly Clarkson come into their living rooms or get the advice of Dr. Phil.  

It’s a downer for me to know that families in war zones can’t call in for Door Dash deliveries or same day Amazon delivery. 

How awful that the children of Cairo will never find a Cuisenart or an 8-slice toaster in the city dump. 

And the poor Palestinians, they will have to live with toenail fungus, bulging eyes and restless leg syndrome with no hope of relief.