ASS

Some recent research results from the American Society for Statistics (ASS)

21% of Americans over 30 have a body type that would qualify them to be a Japanese sumo wrestler.

After a hard day’s work, 67% of porn stars relax by baking cookies.

On average, lingerie models make 3 times as much as the average K-12 teacher.

For wealthy men, the number of billions has a direct correlation to the number of mistresses.

The average woman uses 382 pounds of makeup in a lifetime.

The average male acts like a juvenile during 39% of his adult life.

18% of Americans get their daily nutritional allotment from the food sampling stations at Costco.