Some new marketing strategies:
1. Hi, I’m Gary Gaffney. I’m an artist. We all need art in
our lives, and I have just the art for you. It will grace your home, impress
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reductions.
2. Gary Gaffney has been a working artist for more than 40
years. He has work in important museum collections and has exhibited internationally.
His art will challenge you and remind you why great art has been treasured by
millions over the centuries. With a work of art by Gaffney, your house will
never be the same.
3. Attention collectors. Gary Gaffney is one of a select few
artists we have chosen as having high potential for investment value. There has
been a surge in interest in his work indicating potential high demand. In
addition, while his work is hanging in your home, guests will come to
appreciate your taste and discernment.
4. Yo, brother, get that Thomas Kinkade crap off your walls.
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5. You’ve seen his work in museums. You’ve seen his work in
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of $39.95. This offer is available only on TV and only for a limited time. If
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