Tuesday, March 5, 2019

New marketing strategies

Some new marketing strategies:

1. Hi, I’m Gary Gaffney. I’m an artist. We all need art in our lives, and I have just the art for you. It will grace your home, impress your friends, and serve as a valued momento to pass on to your children and grandchildren. Call now (888-GARYART) for information on latest price reductions.

2. Gary Gaffney has been a working artist for more than 40 years. He has work in important museum collections and has exhibited internationally. His art will challenge you and remind you why great art has been treasured by millions over the centuries. With a work of art by Gaffney, your house will never be the same.

3. Attention collectors. Gary Gaffney is one of a select few artists we have chosen as having high potential for investment value. There has been a surge in interest in his work indicating potential high demand. In addition, while his work is hanging in your home, guests will come to appreciate your taste and discernment.

4. Yo, brother, get that Thomas Kinkade crap off your walls. I got a hot number for you, Gary Gaffney. This dude, like actually thinks when he makes his art. Ain’t no dumb ass, him. Cast your gaze on him, bro. Do it now. Be with it.


5. You’ve seen his work in museums. You’ve seen his work in galleries. Now you can own an original Gary Gaffney for only 36 monthly payments of $39.95. This offer is available only on TV and only for a limited time. If you call and order within the next 24 hours, you will get a second Gary Gaffney artwork free. Don’t miss this opportunity to own an artwork you will cherish for life.

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