The perfect marriage

Find each of the following ratios:

--the ratio of the number of "to-do's" she has for him to the number of jobs her has for her

--the number of hours she spends on house and yard chores to the number of hours he spends on house and yard chores

--the number alone hours he spends to the number of alone hours she spends

--the number of times she's out with the girls to the number of times he's out with the guys

--the number of hours she shops for personal apparel to the number of hours he watches sports

--the number of times she asks for sex to the number of times he asks for sex

--the number of times she says yes to the number of times he says yes

--the number of hours she spends on child supervision to the number of times he spends on child supervision

--the number of hours she spends on household finances to the number of hours he spends on household finances

--the number of times she says "I love you" to the number of times he says "I love you"

Multiply all of these ratios together, and if the result is 1, you have the perfect marriage.