Wednesday, April 20, 2016

Ask Mr. Manliness

Dear Mr. Manliness,
I've often been told that my body would be perfect if I only had a bubble butt. So I am seriously thinking of getting surgical implants to make this dream come true. What do you think?
--Dreaming of a new butt

Dear Dreaming of a new butt,
We usually have to make a concerted effort to look admiringly at our own butts. Squeezing them may a a pleasure all its own. But in the long run, the real question of whether this would be a gift to yourself or a gift to others.
--Mr. Manliness

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