Tuesday, April 5, 2016

Ask Mr.Manliness

Dear Mr. Manliness,
Millions of years of evolution have driven me to lock horns with my male competitors, do my mating dance at singles bars and try to contribute as much as I can to the gene pool. Isn't this what it means to be a man?
--Victim of evolution

Dear Victim of evolution,
Evolution invented the penis before it invented the human brain. So stick it back in, zip up, control yourself and use your brain. That's what real  men do.
--Mr. Manliness

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