Headlines from the National Enquirer
Melania Hosts Afternoon Tea for Donald’s Mistresses“Why not? We’ve all been photographed posing nude.”
Harry Uses Money from His New Book to Buy England
“When it’s mine, I’ll be King.”
Kevin McCarthy Gives Up His Office to Become Speaker
“I can still lead from the broom closet.”
George W. Bush’s Bathroom Painting Sells for One Million at Christie’s
“I guess I’m a better painter than I was a President.”
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