Hidden World News
The United States has offered Kim-Il-Yung a lifetime subscription to a weight loss plan of his choice if he will give up his nuclear program. He is considering this if he can have Kentucky Fried Chicken once a week.
Vladimir Putin has a white stallion available to him at the Kremlin at any time of the day or night in case he needs a testosterone boost with a shirtless ride.
Bashar al-Assad is the ruler of a devastated country with a devastated populace. He claims he hasn’t noticed.
Nicolas Maduro never takes off his presidential sash. Not even playing golf, cleaning his assault rifles or having sex. He has a special waterproof one for the shower.
Xi and all the members of the Chinese Communist leadership wear the same suit, the same tie, the same shirt and the same shoes. What’s little known is that they all wear red jockey underwear with a suitably placed yellow star.
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