80

 I am beginning my journey to become People Magazine’s sexiest 80-year-old. I am in the process of getting my chest hair dyed. My eyelid rejuvenation process is completed. Soon I will begin a kettle bell full-body fitness program with a daily Thigh Master regimen.

I am now on full-throttle keto, vegan, Mediterranean and Subterranean diets with protein shakes and lots of spinach with lots of edamame paste.
I will try different beard styles and shave my head.
This is what I am called to do in my 8th decade. Wish me luck.