More POTUS remedies for the dreaded coronavirus:
1. Eat one pound of hot chilis dipped in Clorox.
2. Turn your electric blanket up to the high setting, put a Tide pod under each armpit and sleep for 10 hours.
3. Strip naked, turn on your electric hair dryer to high and sit on it. Take 500 deep breaths over a pan of hot Lysol.
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