Corona Virus News Update;
All of the celebrities in the latest edition of National Enquirer and People magazine have tested positive for COVID-19. Doctors are stumped.
It was announced today that Melania is in a coma due to the corona virus. It took a week to come to this diagnosis since she usually looks that way.
Vice President Pence admitted today his wife warned him that if she got COVID, he would have to get it too. She would not trust him to be roaming free in DC while she was in quarantine.
Ivanka Trump will soon launch a line of high-end designer N95 masks. They will be made in China, tariff free and, because of the crisis, sell for under $1000 each.
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