Wednesday, February 13, 2019

3.5 billion

Look at it this way. In the world there are approximately 3.5 billion penises in all stages of development. The vast majority is under the influence of evolution and its various drives and chemical triggers. It is the task of law, religion, taboos, cultural directives, sex-ed courses, conscientious dads, #METOO and who knows what else to exercise some control and guidance over them the.

The evidence seems to show that this is not an easy situation to manage. Penises have a dilemma. Make reproduction happen. Enjoy themselves. Negotiate a love relationship. Alleviate stress. Make their owner a man. Get back in there and behave themselves. Avoid social media. Resist peer pressure. What’s penis to do?

Respect women. Cooperate with the common sense brain. Don’t be a dickhead.

Make healthy choices. Is that so hard?

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