Another bedtime story
Numby was a dwarf, but a dwarf of singular character and uncommon ability. In fact, Numby was the CEO of his own company, Small Stuff, which made home furnishings for dwarfs. Numby lived with a set of septuplets, all named Snow White. Conveniently, he could tell them apart because each had hair the color of one of the hues in the rainbow.
The Snow Whites were glad to cook and clean house for Numby because he loved them, and they loved him. But now in their late teens they began to have romantic notions, a circumstance which quite confused Numby.
One day, after Numby had gone to work, a computer salesman knocked at the door. “If you purchase a computer, you get free access to all the dating apps.” A little further explanation and he had sold them and the computer.
By the time Numby got home, all the Snow Whites had dates and were soon after married, to men of seven different ethnicities. Numby soon had little ones galore to brighten his life. And everyone short, tall and everywhere in between lived happily ever after.
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