Sunday, July 25, 2021

Crucial questions

 I need some answers ASAP to some crucial questions.

1. Does Vladimir Putin suffer from hemohhroids?

2. How many new outfits has Melania bought since January 20?

3. With covid, as average lifespan has gone down, has average intelligence gone up?

4. Do porn stars use coupons when they shop at the grocery?

5. With social distancing at the Olympics will they still distribute condoms to the athletes?

6. Will firefighters fighting the wildfires be celebrated at the White House like pro athletes are?

7. What percentage of female news anchors are blonde?

8. What percentage of American teenagers would say they love their parents?

9. How many packages did Amazon employees deliver to get Jeff Bezos into space?

10. What percentage of professional artists sold more works while they were alive than after they were dead?


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