New policy on erecting statues of Donald Trump. These are the approved designs.
1. They are built to be torn down as soon as they are erected.
2. The Trumpster is standing on his head eating a taco.
3. He is standing tall while little figures of Putin, Kim, Balsonaro and Duterte surround him with admiring looks.
4. He is standing in a pool which pumps splats of paint on him every 5 minutes.
5. He is bending over while the Statue of Liberty shoves a golf club up his ass.
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